Speaking of mustaches... I had a client who told me that I had a mustache a couple of months ago. I put in my application for the mustache lady at the circus, but they said the position was filled with a lady that could grow a beard.
I was getting my eyebrows waxed last Friday and for only four more dollars I could add on a lip wax. I decided, why not? My upper lip is now hair free; but I woke up Monday morning, looked in the mirror and what do I see? Pimples!!! I counted them 13. Now I don't have a mustache made of hair; I have a mustache made of tiny pimples. You tell me what is worse: fine light brown/blonde hair, or 13 pimples for a mustache?
(By the way my eyebrows look amazing. Thanks!)
8 comments:
you seriously need to write a book. or a desk calendar. i would buy both.
i honestly can not stop laughing at the thought of you with a little pimple-mustache.
too bad i'm not laughing with you. did i tell you that i have like a billion pimps on my upper lip? i don't see what is so funny about this.
i'm mad as hell and i'm not going to take it anymore.
i am sorry to be laughing at your expense....but it is kiiinda funny....BAAhahaha!!!
no, really, i'm - *chuckle,snort* i'm sorry.....hahahaha...
you should post a pic ;)
oh my gosh bee, did you just quote dixie chicks??
Ingrid, are you serious? that was a quote from the movie "Network" made in 1967. Dixie Chicks!?!? I didn't know you thought so low of me.
sorry Network was made in 1976. my bad.
OOOOH!!! hahahahhaha.....yes ok i get it...and from UHF as well...i was really concerned for your well-being for a second...I thought you breaking out was also causing you to break out in Dixie Chicks! oh heavens!!
oh heavens to betsy!
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